Bracelyn Holt
His dad is paying our electricity bill
Meet The Team
Lil Willy
After being found orphaned in our vinyard, Lil Willy has become the test subject for the majority of our products, we thank him for his service
Bartholomew Grapeskin
Our founder, Bartholomew Grapeskin once served as a pround service grape in the Romanian military. After being arrested for taking bribes he fled Romania and began a career in the grape industry
Loved by customers
“Grape Money turned a maze of grapes into a straight line of grapes.” — Maya R.
“That BASTARD Bartholomew Grapeskin skipped town with my money!! last time I ever trust a grape!” — Don't include my name he knows who I am
“Without GrapeMoney.Net our family wouldnt be able to eat most nights, we are forever thankful to Dr. Grapeskin” — Devon S.
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